In short, Catholicism, with all the father,
son and ghost stuff, has become the essence of their spirituality. Now, for an
increasing number of people, it’s become the same thing with crystals and
crystal healing. There’s a new kid on the block. A new kind of religion in the
making, and it’s simply no use telling people or trying to make them understand
that it’s all bullshit. Such a thing is utterly futile because its
practitioners and believers have exactly the same kind of need as the billions
of people who believe in sons, ghosts and prophets; one god or many. It is
something they desperately want. It provides them with spirituality. Something outside and above their own human
essence. Throughout so much of historical time it was a case of HAVING to
believe. In later centuries it became a matter of WANTING to believe.
That’s how it is with crystal healing adepts
today. It’s like the underclass and their dogs or the lower middle class and
their bikes. In recent decades both have become passions. If some wretched dog
attacks an adult or child it’s simply no good whatsoever taking its keeper to
task. You’ll be told it’s no fault of their beloved pet but that of the child
who goaded it or the adult who was behaving badly. In other words that the problem
with their vicious dog lies elsewhere. The animal has become their spiritual
extension. Its violent behaviour could never be its fault let alone theirs which
in all truth it is as dogs take on the temperament of their keepers. No, playing the blame game is necessary
displacement activity in this act of spiritual bonding with the beloved, the
family treasure, in this case a dog. With cyclists it’s different, it’s a
spiritual bonding with a machine. A belief in the virtue of ‘healthy’ outdoor
activity that in their reasoning gives them mobility and freedom. However
theirs is a demanding and challenging faith! It’s part of their resolute
dedication to the free outdoor life. Perhaps that’s why they all ride around
looking so grim! They don’t give a shit about anyone else, riding on pavements
and going through lights. Theirs is a commitment to the One True God, in this case
their BIKE! They’re a fast rising new
group of adepts. Peddlers to the fancy of the lonely outdoors.
Just as the neurotic- aggressive underclass
dog owning fraternity worships its deity so too do cyclists worship theirs.
Neither dog nor machine can do any wrong. If someone gets bitten it’s all their
own fault; if they knock someone over it’s the fault of the hapless stranger!
Both groups may best be classified as believers, same as those of the faith of
crystal healing. They’re also believers. They too have their faith… That
crystals provide for all kinds of human needs from the physical and psychological
to that which is the most important of all, the spiritual. For these people the
healing power of crystals is a fundamental article of faith, the essential
heart of their being. They are true believers not simply because they believe, but because what they believe in is true and
that they have been shown this truth. In short, it does for them absolutely.
The power of crystals to heal and make whole has become a divine revelation and
you can no more tell them it’s bollocks than a catholic priest would tell his parish
of believers that all the stuff about a holy ghost is a piss take on plain
common reason.
Throughout the history of humankind people
have had a need for delusion. One of the most splendid is the belief
politicians have that they’re in it because they genuinely think they can make
a difference. Be a force for the good that can make people’s lives better. Go
ask any of them in the established ‘democracies’ and they’ll all tell you the
same. With the religious it’s because they think they can see into people’s
souls, divine their troubles and send them on their way with the word the way
and the light. With politicians it’s a more personal thing. Generally speaking,
believing in confidence trickery is one of the most institutionalized characteristics
of the human condition and so it is with crystal healing. It’s certainly
interesting that the new faith made its appearance at a time of great economic
uncertainty and crisis when old religious values have increasingly been
challenged by those of science. With the ever increasing permeation of people’s
lives with uncertainty and anxiety there has been an ever increasing need for
new ways of looking at things, new methods of interpreting events and
alternative ways of understanding our individual personal problems. Crystal
healing, fast evolving in the hands of its hard-nosed money conscious adepts
into a pseudo-science thinks itself seriously up for the job.
Crystals shops and a crystal healing
literature are fast entering our culture full of all knowing adepts. Priests if
you will of the new faith and like the practitioners of all the
well-established religions they’ve got their own well-rehearsed circle of
logic. Once you’re in, round and round you’ll go, riding the carousel of a
moronic tautology.
That said, crystals and minerals have a
great charm of their own. They’re often a delight to the eye and one of the
treats of the natural world we live in, that is, until a crew of
pseudo-scientists came along and decided they could turn the ever changing
geo-chemistry of rocks into something spiritual, with each piece of
geo-chemistry having a meaningful function in human lives. Look at the books on
crystal healing and you’ll see what I mean. I could use any of literally
countless examples to demonstrate, as I’ve previously done in the case of
Sugilite, one of the ‘wonder’ minerals of crystal healing of recent decades,
but the two I’m choosing today are Moldavite and Larimar.
Crystal healing of necessity needs to
continually reinvigorate itself for its ever self-indulgent adepts always on
the lookout for something new and special by discovering new things. In most
cases, this ‘newness’ goes hand in hand with rarity to stimulate demand at
exorbitant prices. A historical case in the scarcity racket involved Zeolites,
volcanically formed highly attractive alumino-silicate minerals which up to the
1960’s were found primarily in Iceland and were extremely rare and expensive,
most working wonders for the spiritual needs of enthusiasts. Now, after the
opening up of the vast ancient lava fields of the Deccan Flats in Central India
they’re available to everyone in endless volume and the bottom’s dropped out of
the market so it became important to replace them! Today Moldavite and Larimar
have taken their place among others as the new wonder minerals. Essential for
each troubled spirit if you can get hold of them that is. And you can, for a
price! That said let’s take a look.
Larimar is a pale blue mineral
hydrothermally formed in alkaline volcanic rock with a sodium-calcium silicate
chemistry containing additions of iron and manganese. Typically, until recently
it was found only in the Dominican Republic, an impoverished package-tourist holiday
hole in the West Indies specializing in toxic hotel meals next to one of the
world’s chief death and disease dumps, the Republic of Haiti. Perhaps it was
inevitable then that it was ‘discovered’ there as a little moneymaker for the
locals!
Remembering the colour it is worth
mentioning that throughout history light blue has been traditionally associated
with the sky and from that a sense of tranquility, calm, peace and
contemplation, much the same as red has been associated with fire, from which
activity, dynamism and passion. It is no accident perhaps that light blue
Larimar should, for crystal healing emotionalism, be associated with inner
peace, helping people stay calm in the face of serious upheaval and change while
acting to remove any fears and doubts associated with it. Light blue… calm and
soothing! Question! Now why for crystal healing should the mineral do that if
it wasn’t for its colour? In short, take the colour, add to it some cultural
tradition and lo and behold you’ve got the emotional side of its healing
function. So what then was the special input of crystal healing itself in
forming such judgement. In a word, nothing. It was all lazily extracted from
popular culture, no more than that!
Emotionality however is only the base line
of the deception. From their own personal ‘feelings’ the adepts moved towards spirituality. That at least was logical.
The mineral they say helps us take control of our lives, removing those things
that encourage suffering. Not for me to ask perhaps but could these be problems
of real life such as cheating spouses and rising energy bills? But here now the
clincher for those obsessed with existence on a higher plane, with matters
spiritual, (not of course with the bank balances of those who make money out of
crystal healing). Given that we’re all supposed to have our own spiritual
spectrum, Larimar is thought to give us an awareness of how effective it is,
telling us where its boundaries are! It must all sound fantastic if you’re a
glassy eyed believer but what I’d like to know is upon what basis such
judgements are made? Obviously there are those who’d say, well who cares, it all sounds right to me and anyway, I’m absolutely
sure I’VE got my own spiritual spectrum even if you’re not sure about yours!
Well if you need to have one so badly you’re
welcome. Unfortunately however, those making money from crystal healing have
now intruded on the science of medicine and Larimar is a case in point. The
mineral it is claimed, stimulates the body’s self-healing properties by helping
us make decisions about how healthy we are. Alas there are some real problems
here. Unless it’s a simple cold or a stomach ache, we ourselves are not the
best people to make qualified judgements about complex medical ailments. That’s
why the science of medicine evolved and why there are doctors. And just as important, any belief that
there’s a connection between any so called ‘judgements’ we make about our state
of health and our body’s ability to heal itself is a dangerous fantasy. It’s as if
crystal healing through claims such as these seeks to present an alternative to
medical science.
It’s another form of quackery, much like
homeopathic medicine. If you feel really ill go and see a crystal healing
doctor and he’ll sell you a bit of blue stone, not available on the National
Health right now, but then you never know what the Tory-Lib Dem Coalition might
have in mind. Shut down all the hospitals and surgeries and flog everyone a
nice little bit of blue Larimar. Mind you its seriously pricey right now but if
they encourage competition the price will be bound to go down! Right now it’s
sold in crystal shops mainly in jewelry such as pendants and rings, the
supposed rarity of the mineral making these things expensive. Oh yes, the price
will come down all right, when the natives of some other holiday package paradise
go digging around some other volcano and come up with something else for the
healers.
The greatest current whizz in this respect
is Moldavite. Now here we’re talking serious money. I saw a piece in a shop
recently. A little flat round thing the size of a tuppeny piece. Yours for £425
I was told by the attractive pre-Raphaelite looking shop assistant who assured
me it was cheap. That a gentleman from Munich had obtained a dozen or so pieces
and the one they’d bought was kind of by special invitation or something like
that. What I’m saying is that she made it seem like a privilege to have
obtained it which for me meant that it would be a real privilege to buy it. I mean, let’s get it straight dear customer,
this is NOT about money, it’s about you being here at this time and on this day
not only to look at it, but to be in its presence! Selling it to you is only
incidental! And to drum home the point she told me that it had only been
received in the store yesterday. The £425 was incidental! It’s like this. If
I’d said the price was staggering I’d have revealed my parvenu status as a
miserable worm, let alone someone who knew nothing about crystal healing, but
then, having revealed the fact that I was both a crystal healing aficionado as
well as having a staggering bank balance and definitely wasn’t a member of the
underclass she allowed me to pick it up which I did, with a studied carefree
manner that made her gulp for a moment!
Quite
wonderful I said in hushed tones, you can see the bottle green depth of colour
only if you hold it up to the light. She concurred and we both sighed. Her
waiting for me to get out my card, me telling her I’d be back tomorrow and
thinking as I left, £425, pull the other
one! These dealers from Munich! Well
actually Munich does have a reputation for being one of the mineral dealing
hotspots of Germany. It’s well known for it but then it’s also well-known for
Nazis, Hitler being its favourite. And therein lies a most interesting connection.
Many of the top Nazis were seriously into the occult, which is what the
pseudo-science of crystal healing actually is. As for the man from Munich, I
guessed he’d probably got hold of his horde from the Czech Republic where most
Moldavite is found.
Wikipedia has plenty to say about it that’s
useful. The mineral probably has a cosmic origin and was formed by a large meteor
impact in southern Bavaria, molten rock cooling while airborne and falling some
distance away, mostly in southern Bohemia around the Vlatava River area where
99% of the world’s supply is to be found, the remainder lodged in Moravia. Isotope
analysis shows it to be of a beryllium 10 composition . The result is a crusty
dark green translucent silica dioxide containing various chemical additions
from aluminum and calcium to iron, potassium and sodium. It’s all a bit of a
mystery really. There have been many seriously big meteor impacts across the
planet over many millions of years but none seem to have replicated the hit in
ancient Bavaria, Munich’s very own little province! There’s supposed to be only
275 tons of it left, a ten year supply then the world and crystal healing will
run out its cosmic gift. Today most of it is commercially extracted from a sand
pit in Bohemia which no doubt saw a recent visitation by a gentleman from
Munich!
An important consideration is that it comes
in two distinct grades. The Regular is of a darker more saturated green colour with
the surface of the mineral more pitted and weathered than that described as
Museum grade which has fern like patterns on its surface and is considerably
more translucent in appearance. That makes it considerably rarer and more
collectable, giving it greater cult status. That said the piece I saw for £424
quid had semi junk status! But then the healing qualities of a mineral, its
adepts would claim, doesn’t depend on its rarity or collectability. Oh no, none
of that! It all has to do with its powers!
To put it all into context, here we have a new and ultra-expensive healing
mineral that’s probably close to replacing Sugilite as a must have latest thing
in healing!
And now the reasons behind its Warp Factor
Nine rating on the desirability scale. Firstly perhaps most of it comes from
only one place in the world, added to which is its established reputation in
history for bringing good fortune, not only as a fertility charm but also
because of its connection with the Holy Grail. Fertility, the Holy Grail,
Everlasting Life… Say no more! I’ll buy the piece in the window and mount it in
silver! In your dreams, lady in the crystal shop! But seriously, let’s look at
why so many healing adepts would give their year’s Christmas bonus for it… if
anyone ever gets a bonus at Christmas these days apart from being told they’ve
got a job to go into on Boxing Day!
Moldavite, it is believed, allows its
possessor to experience a vast range of across the board spiritual
dimensionality which in each person facilitates the realisation of what the
full attainment of spiritual perfection might be. It sounds a really great and
clever idea. Something that anyone into crystal healing would really want, knowing
just how spiritually great and fulfilled they could be. It’s a perfect must
have. Something that only a hard-nosed psychologist could have dreamed up. But
then how did they know the connection between that particular geo-chemical
formation of rock and the fabulous spiritual propensity it contained,
particular with regard to its ‘human’ side, relieving us from our anxieties
about the future and giving us insights into our own personal maladies.
Here again, Moldavite, like Larimar, offers
spiritual healing as an insight for physical causation, again as a challenge to
the ideas of conventional modern medicine very much like homeopathy. However
what I have especially done in this post is use examples of two currently
popular ‘buzz’ minerals in crystal healing to examine its evolution into a
pseudo-science from its basis in the science of geo-chemistry as originally
formulated by scientists but later turned into something else… a kind of
spiritualist intuitive art form masquerading as a genuine science which of
course it is not. In a broader philosophical sense it is a kind of metaphysics.
And while its practitioners and adepts may consider it to be much more than
that, others have the right to disagree. After all, the Nazis turned race into
a pseudo-science on the basis of their own racial doctrines and called it a
science!
But one thing is sure. If there is any
parallel here of any kind the subject should be open to free intellectual
debate in the name of science itself. Something that will be beneficial to both
sides in any intellectual argument giving them equal opportunity to air their
views. Time will make sense of the debate in an atmosphere of free discussion
as opposed to the dictatorial and dogmatic expression of any faith or ideology
in circumstances of oppression and ultimately abhorrent intellectual control as
happened throughout history and its dark times, and lately during the twentieth
century in even darker decades.
No-one should debunk crystal healing
because they simply don’t like it, and the same goes for any other dogma or
faith. The point above all is to understand it, challenge it and move forwards,
not simply fall into the trap of becoming the same kind of dogmatists ourselves
and wind up like all the others down the long centuries, barring free
expression and promising those who disagree or are different or don’t want to
conform the promise of hell or the death camp. If those who develop and expound
new faiths or beliefs wind up as prophets they should beware the judgement of
history and have in mind the consequences of their ideas that is, should they
have any thoughts or ideas about becoming gods or dictators themselves!
Above all, we need to proceed in our own free and fair British way, not be subjected to any form of spying, stifling regulation or pernicious control, all of which curtails our most precious, most ultimate of aspirations. That is freedom itself.
Good luck with your journey, friend! You have much still to learn! Peace and love :)
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