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Thursday 15 January 2015

WHO LOVES YER BABY? POLITICIANS SETTING UP STALL

In the last week or so the British public have been treated to the sights and sounds of the leaders of the three main political parties beginning their campaigns and setting up stall for the coming May General Election. The process began with their Christmas and New Year Greetings on television and in the mass media to a wide audience of voters. How very nice! As though anyone could possibly believe there was anything genuinely personal in it. That here they were, they simply being plain nice and showing a real caring attitude instead of having a political motive behind their scuzzy greetings.

I mean, all you had to do was look at their faces! Of course, some did it better than others, the natural born losers who tried so hard to come over straight that the effort stuck out! Their phoniness shining through all the sincerity! One particular victim of this desperate desire to please and be thought of as a really good bloke is Nick Clegg, someone who’s continually had to explain why he and his fellow Liberal Democrats have climbed into bed with the Tories night after night five years or more and are still morally clean instead of being what they actually are, poxed out political trollops compromised in the mind of just about everyone in Britain. Nick Clegg, politically a dead man walking if ever there was one, tried to explain it all in his New Year Greeting but the moral weight of five years of dreadful opportunism by he and his Party was there in his face and simply couldn’t be hidden. The lie he’s been telling himself and selling us wholesale about those bed sharing practices with a gang of dirty old men was in fact for OUR benefit. In short, that somewhere in the back of that dark mysterious place he calls his mind he reasoned in best biblical fashion that like Jesus he did it to save us all! That it was best for the economy and for the nation… if you actually believe it!

Well, that’s what came out on his face and in the increasingly desperate sounding words of his greeting. But let’s not be too critical of this wretched political gadfly who never hesitated for a moment at jumping at the chance to be someone, a Deputy Prime Minister no less!  He’s got to say what he does and now more than ever with the guillotine of public contempt hanging over his neck. He’s got to keep up his charade of trying to convince the electorate he did the right thing. That he and his Party won major concessions for their beddy-bye practices! Oh really, you mean like electoral reform, or controlling the banks and those financial executive bonuses do you, added to which you now have the plain gall to tell us just how necessary you and your Party are, no matter who you might be in Coalition Government with next time around, to create economic and political stability!

Well that’s really big of you Nick. So the political ideas and programs of the Labour Party or Tories don’t really matter that much, just as long as you and your friends can be there doing your so called bit of moderation! Well really Nick, don’t you think the gramophone record you’re playing is getting just a bit worn? We all know you’re desperate. That you, Vince, Danny, Ed Davey and all the rest are on the edge of a cliff currently battling it out with the Monster Raving Looney Party for fifth place in the ratings and that after the May General Election you’re dogmeat and not going into Coalition with ANYBODY. It’s just that you lied Nick and someone like Gordon Brown only made you look good on television because he himself was so deeply pathetic. Okay you’ve had your five years of fun. Five years of thinking that you and your crew actually made any real difference when actually you didn’t and now quite frankly no-one gives a shit anymore so why not go gracefully? Try and understand things for the way they are Nick. Time’s up for you and the Scarecrow. You’ll not be playing those naughty political games with anyone anymore so why not bow out with a bit of decorum instead of pretending you’re something you’re not. From May the days of playing Mister Nice Guy are over and you’re just a footnote in history so why not go to confession while you’re still able and get it all over! THAT YOU ALWAYS WERE JUST A PLAIN OPPORTUNISITIC POLITICAL DUMMY AFTER ALL AND AT HEART YOU REALLY NEVER GAVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE!

But then the prospects could be even worse for the Millipede. Imagine what dear old Ed’s having to face. Labour losing around forty of its once guaranteed safe seats in Scotland to the Nationalists, and then the added horror of watching a third of its once solid northern working class vote going down the plug hole to UKIP. None of it’s as unimaginable as it might seem, especially with potential voters telling polling organisations it’s UKIP that stands for traditional Labour Party values these days. So what do they think Labour actually stands for our Ed? Well they clearly associate the Party with the uncontrolled mass Muslim immigration of the Blair and Brown years and they don’t want any repetition of that. Then they connect you with unfailing support for the EU and they’re certainly not enamored with that either. But worse, even worse, they rightly blame Dark Gordon’s Government of which you were a part for creating a catastrophic economic collapse and see you and your Party as synonymous with mass unemployment and the cause of a major deterioration of their standard of living. Indeed, millions of working people regard themselves as far poorer today than they were in the past precisely because of Labour Government policy that favored the wealthy.

In other words they look at the record of recent Labour Government and see that it stinks where they are concerned!

 Just around Christmas, Ed, your former guiding spirit Tony Blair told you that the Labour Party risked being seen stuck in left wing policies and needed to shift more towards what he called the center ground in order to gain wide public support for the coming General Election. An interesting view but then what values should the Labour Party actually stand for? Historically, even up to the 1960s it represented the interests of working people, the poor and the unemployed. It’s values were steeped in its socialist ethic of helping those who were the most needy. These were first watered down by Neil Kinnock then abandoned entirely by Tony Blair whose Labour Government in the late 1990s had far more in common with the Tory policies of Margaret Thatcher than anything in previous Labour Government history, reaching an apotheosis in the financial policies and catastrophe of Gordon Brown. In fact it was Blair’s Labour Government that was responsible for beginning the process of destroying what was once free Higher Education along with bringing an ethic of profit and competition into the National Health Service. Today the NHS is all that’s left  of what were once the core values of the Labour Party and today remains as the only pillar for Ed Miliband to campaign around and that’s serious, because what is it that actually makes Labour different to the Tories in the eyes of their voters?

In recent times Ed Miliband referred to Gordon Brown as a towering figure in Labour Party politics. That’s plain disturbing because most of Labour’s natural electorate see the dark mumbler as the legitimate cause of so much of their misery! Even worse, he’s expressed the view that Labour under his Premiership would even more assiduously pursue the current Tory program of cutting social welfare to pay off the deficit caused by the economic policies of his predecessor. This in effect is a guarantee of continued cuts in any remaining social welfare programs left in place by the Coalition Government only this time supervised by Labour! How then one wonders can Labour shift into the center ground as suggested by Blair when Ed Miliband’s already committed it to being stuck out on the right with policies nastier than those of the Tories?

In short, thanks for your Christmas message Ed but I’m having trouble imagining exactly who might vote Labour in the May General Election. There could well be much tactical voting by Liberal Democrats in Labour’s direction but it’s hard to imagine much of the Labour’s traditional vote remaining loyal when UKIP’s offering an open door waiting to be kicked in. Of course the space itself is imaginary. UKIP’s social and economic policies are nothing like those of Labour of old but most people abandoning a sinking ship don’t ask too many questions. They’ll remember Labour’s diabolical record. Remember the Islamic fanatics running riot at the Finsbury Park Mosque and spouting their filth with Labour Home Secretaries turning a blind eye and Abu Hamza playing cheerleader while the police stood by doing nothing! And they’ll remember Labour’s refusal to guarantee a Referendum on EU membership but above all they’ll remember Labour ditching its traditional values in favour of cosy chats with bankers and business.

If Nick Clegg says he’ll offer Labour Government Liberal Democrat spine in any future Coalition it certainly won’t be the kind that helps ease the burden on the backs of the poor! So who is it our Ed who’s likely to love you come Springtime? Well certainly no-one in Scotland and with the strategic situation looking increasingly desperate I for one am trying to understand why you can’t stop your grinning. Do you know something I don’t or did your campaign managers tell you to keep smiling. Look like some grinning idiot all the time when you come out with your meaningless political snippets of nothing!

That said let’s turn to the Tories. This is the sensible Party. One that understands only too well that the only thing voters really concern themselves with is the money they’ve got in their pockets. A symbol of their economic health in the future. They know they’ll look back at Labour’s record, see what they’ve done, consider the gradual economic turnaround and their slowly improving personal prospects with Cameron. It’s a clear choice. Labour’s record and the shit they’ve been in five years or more or the possibility of something better. With Cameron, firm unsmiling and determined against Ed Miliband’s grinning and promising little except more of the same it’s a plain and simple no brainer. It’s all very well saying the Tories are nasty but it’s nothing compared to the situation that millions of people found themselves in through no fault of their own and whether Labour like it or not it’s just a plain fact, made even worse because it’s something that you and your friends have always refused to acknowledge.

Lack of trust however is a sword with two edges. The one precious thing that voters will always want to hold onto is the National Health Service created by Labour. Still part of its soul no matter what else they have done. For tens of millions of people the free at the point of delivery National Health Service is everything. In essence their guarantee of health and something as precious as the money they’ve got in their pockets, especially when they consider any alternative like what there is in America! The National Health Service is Labour and will always be Labour no matter what and the vast mass of British people trust Labour with it. No matter what assurances the Tories and David Cameron give about the NHS being safe in their hands there will always be an underlying element of doubt in their commitment to a permanently free non-profit making national institution. A permanent doubt as to how safe this key tenet will remain in their hands. In the minds of the electorate then, if the Tories are to be trusted with their economic health it is more likely they will trust Labour with their personal wellbeing and welfare.

That’s the real choice laid out. The Lib-Dems are blown away fly-boys, the Greens organic bullshit merchants and Nigel outside some local or other dolled up in tweed and playing the role of the Great Pretender. Up north though the Scots mean serious business. And if they give Labour a leg up down south it will only come at a serious price. That said go make up your minds if you’re able!

As for WHO LOVES YER BABY you can forget it. That’s because really none of them do!

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