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Saturday, 2 March 2013

RASCALS, MOLESTERS AND GROPERS

I’m taking a break from THE HORSEMEAT CHRONICLES to further comment on a subject close to my heart that deserves a new twist. Where have all the scandals gone? It’s a question I asked in an earlier post and for very good reason. In the last few years the British people have passed through so many serious scandals that they’re probably close to immune to all except the worst. It’s not only their frequency. Compared to those of previous years they’ve so effortlessly commanded our outrage and indignation that a whole new standard may have to be set.

It’s useful to consider them terms of the Richter Scale in Seismology that runs one to ten. The biggest quakes reach the high eights and destroy cities. Their power registers globally. Most of the lesser ones run four to six. But here you’re talking in terms of absolutes. Human scandals are relative. For example, if the Jimmy Savile situation had exploded in the nineteen-fifties its impact would have been far more powerful than it has been today. Say eight point nine in 1955 compared to eight today. While the seemingly small difference is actually gigantic in seismic terms, the Savile Scandal, shocking as it is now, would have registered as Earth shattering in the fifties.

So in a sense, human scandal is relative to historic time. Today we shake our heads, say they’re at it again, and maybe even have a laugh in the pub about the high and mighty being caught with their pants down or their hands in the till. We’ve become used to such things almost as a daily occurrence so we’re becoming immune to the shock wave, the person doing it or the institution involved. Just another piece of filth at one of the banks for example or someone or other having a feel!

The more important the individual or institution involved the more resounding the scandal. This is because the media need a big name to drag through the dirt for public consumption. As long as the dirt has the right kind of distaste. Their prime objective is to sell newspapers and fill time on television around advertising. In the late fifties a scandal involving a top Tory politician, call girls, a Soviet military attaché and a five star pimp was massive. The Profumo Affair caused the Government to resign and was a major cultural sensation. It ran for ages. There’d never been anything like it. The resulting shift in moral values led straight to the swinging sixties. Today the same thing with all the same kind of people involved would run for a few days in the Sun then disappear under a Cardinal's cassock.

Likewise a few months ago the Savile Scandal involving the BBC, the police, and figures in the world of entertainment was seriously big. Today it’s already half-forgotten but in ten years’ time such a thing might have far less media time to travel. Right now Savile competes with Lib-Dem licentiousness, Holy Roman hanky-panky and general church naughtiness, sporting celebrity crime, mass food substitution on a grand scale and gross financial impropriety by banks. One major political figure after another, one major church official following the next down the dark road of humiliation and exposure for indiscretion. One kind of personal weakness, another piece of moral stupidity or another. People we might expect to know better being unable to control themselves. Those we regard as our betters doing unbelievable things. Knowingly, impulsively walking over the edge to destruction. 

The question is not simply why? Why do they all do what they do, but why do they think they’re immune to exposure. Jimmy Savile had the police to protect him but others didn’t so why take the risk? Play a deadly game of chance so that a stretched out hand or a single inappropriate action or word might lead to the loss of everything. Why do people already in the public eye so willingly dance with death? Seek to embrace public ridicule? Do they want at some deep fundamental level to be laughed at in pubs. If so the stage is a more suitable career than politics or the church. Why for example, risk blowing your whole career, your life’s work, your high moral reputation as a religious leader by messing about with young priests? Didn’t you think they might feel betrayed, lose their respect for you and give your secret away?

Why break the law so many times when you broke into so many private lives, you journalists, churchmen and politicians? Did you think the police or the high moral authority you had would protect you? Your position would only protect you if you were someone like Savile and spread masses of money around. It enabled him to do what he wanted most of his life and take his dirty mind to the grave. He had the power of money on his side and he knew it. Those he preyed on were poor and unimportant . It made them vulnerable because nobody would take any notice of them, especially the police, and he knew it. He understood vulnerability. Most of his admirers were working class, same as his victims. He let them smell popularity. The sense of a good thing. To those with more a discerning eye he was cheesy all over with his soppy little gestures and gimmicks. If it looks like a rat it IS a rat so why pretend that it’s not!

The roll call of filth is illustrious! Despicable police behaviour at Hillsborough and after; phone hacking; police treatment of rape victims and child identity theft; corrupt rotten journalism; Members of Parliament stealing from the taxpayer; cheating violent sportsmen; thieving criminal bankers cheating the public wholesale; corrupt and abusive police; wholesale sexual abuse within the Catholic Church; food fraud gangsters; the energy price fixing racket; the moral and physical abuse of young women by the Catholic Church and State in Ireland whose exploitation over many years ran dirty and deep; extraordinary double-dealing at the Inland Revenue; police working undercover infiltrating protest groups and having sex on the job; tax evading multinational corporations. These and many more! This is no longer a matter of a few single issues. It is generalised grossly amoral behaviour as a way of life throughout British society.

Exploitation, moral bankruptcy and endless indiscretion! Come to think of it though maybe it’s a bit more simple than that. Maybe people have just lost their sense of direction. After all when you’re smelling shit all the time you can’t remember what anything else smelt like! You’ve got no point of reference to anything better when everyone and everything around you stinks. The bad smell becomes the normality for you and your kids and if that’s what you smell then that’s your reality. And as far as appearance is concerned you’ve become just another overweight ball of lard in an endless procession of fast food junkies who prefer snacking on shit because they’re too lazy to cook a half decent meal.

What does it all mean? Simply that you yourself are now part of the problem. Tattooed to the eyeballs and ropping with sugar and fat, you’ve become another increment in a rolling parade of the obscene. However it’s not you who are corrupt or morally dirty. That kind of thing’s for the men of god, the politicians and the police. You’re too far down the list. Your obesity and fast rising diabetes is your own self-indulgent personal problem. You’ve allowed yourself to become your own worst enemy and prey to the moral abusers. You know them, don’t you? The ones you see making the headlines on such a regular basis. The cardinals in cassocks, the bankers in striped shirts and braces, the politicians in suits and the rat-faced journalists, whiskers ever out on the twitch for a story.

Talk of immorality and dirt? A million times bigger than the biggest oil company, countless times richer than any country on Earth, certainly half of all those on the planet put together… the chief executive of the world’s richest, most powerful business, the Pope, has just retired from running the Catholic Church. Sure the Vatican’s rich! If you’d been piling up gold, precious gems, valuable paintings and endless property for 2000 years you’d also be rich! Oh, but think of all the valuable work it’s done over that time, like having tens of thousands of young women work for them for nothing in Irish laundries while keeping them locked up… like sexually abusing and morally corrupting endless numbers of its own priests down the centuries… like persecuting their fellow human beings of other faiths with physical violence from one thousand years to the next… Like staying silent over the Holocaust. It’s foot soldiers always merciless wherever they had power over the weak.

Yes, Jesus’ representative on the planet has retired but that won’t help the Italian economy out of the shit. It could do of course but it won’t. Why should it? The Vatican’s another country, living like a maggot at the heart of a rotten apple. The founding fathers of the modern republic of Italy were determined it should be a secular state but unfortunately they failed. The maggot’s been getting fatter while Italy’s been under the control of an even more insidious worm in recent years. Don’t you think that somehow it’s strange? That wherever this Holy Roman religion dominates the minds of people anywhere on Earth it’s precisely there that people are poorest and least educated, often verging on illiteracy. From the United States and Mexico  all the way down through South America, through large parts of south-east Asia and Africa, it dominates billions of lives, receives endless wealth from those who are poorest and gives no material sustenance in return. Its houses of prayer are everywhere the most opulent and lavish with astonishing wealth in places of greatest poverty and among those who are among the most needy.

It’s a truism even in areas of Western Europe such as Spain and Italy, both mired in unemployment and poverty. On a recent visit to the cathedrals of Seville and Toledo I saw enough wealth in gold, precious gems and paintings to convince me that if it was sold the proceeds could feed the poor of Central and South America, men, women and children, till the end of the century. I’m not just talking of the riches and opulence belonging to the planet’s greatest promoters of humility and piety. Add it all up and the word ‘unbelievable’ doesn’t even touch sides. When I think of these places I remember the beggars outside. Hungry people hoping that tourists would give them a Euro. Hungry people the church police wouldn’t even let in!

So how much did you do for any of these while you were running your outfit, mister newly retired? More broadly, how much do any of these so called spiritual leaders do for anyone when all’s said and done? Yes, yes, you give them faith. Faith in ‘the Lord and his teachings’… but considering that Catholicism is a faith totally bound up with spiritual teaching it’s remarkable that throughout most of its history it’s been busy acquiring material wealth, a practice that’s gone hand in hand with its ministry of teaching, especially those naïve young priests and innocent girls in Ireland, to name only one place where it’s been busy!          

In recent weeks we’ve had a real roll call of dirt. In recent days we’ve been getting a real dose of holiness. Never mind him joining the Hitler Youth. He didn’t have to do that but he did! Never mind young priests the world over swept under the carpet during his time in office. Never mind the ruthless exploitation of defenceless young women in Ireland. Churchy commentators at the BBC have frothed at the mouth every time the man in virgin white linen has so much as taken a step! This organisation with terrorists friends should be more mindful about its own moral turpitude than play footsie with dirt. In an increasingly cynical world it’s an increasingly serious question involving the status of innocence or guilt. About who in a much wider sense is getting it over on whom.

And the winners in our dirty piss taking society? Bankers! Footballers! Tax evading corporations! And last but by no means least Liberal Democrats!

It’s just not true that you can’t fool all of the people all of the time. Someone just made it up and everyone likes to believe it. It makes them feel clever. Makes them feel they’re not being fooled when they are. ALL OF THE TIME!

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