Meantime a million of his and his
program’s admirers have signed a petition of support for the man demanding that
he be restored to his rightful place on the throne of television motoring. A
million signatures gained in a matter of days. Now I appreciate that the man’s
initials are J.C. but really! Is his fame and status really coterminous with
the divine? A short answer to this is that in the minds of his many admirers
and supporters, possibly yes! So what is it then with Jeremy Clarkson and
exactly what does he represent to gain the dedication of such a wide following.
I mean, if Einstein, Freud, Leonardo da Vinci or Moses had dropped themselves
in the shit by losing it like that would they
have got a million people signing a petition on their behalf. Not on your life! What then does the man stand for we
should ask?
Let’s look at it coldly. Top Gear
is a program dedicated to motoring and cars. To everything about cars from
design, engines and mechanics to automotive performance and maybe above all, to
speed! It’s a program that combines ideas with the practical experience of
driving and testing the various vehicles it talks about and has a close on
screen visceral dialogue with both its stage audience and its many millions of
viewers. More important than anything else perhaps, it is a program that’s
emotionally set in a man’s world and despite its large female following it
falls within what is essentially the male prerogative. Motoring, mechanics,
oil, dirty hands and speed are manly things. And things that many men think really
ought to stay manly. Indeed it is one of the few preserves left in a fast changing
world that still remains masculine. A part of the masculine domain. An
essential part of what many men might see as their fast dwindling domain!
This I think is the real meaning
and importance of Top Gear and the world that Jeremy Clarkson represents. And
it is a world that is perhaps full of fear! A changing world where the old
certainties of men and their roles are vanishing piecemeal. Being encroached on
bit by bit by things that were once alien to that world but not anymore.
Machines and speed that were once the preserve of men, working men, are part of
a world now facing a challenge. An emotional empire where the old certainties
are being eroded, like a man’s place in it for example. It always used to be
men who knew about mechanics and machines, about speed and fast driving, not
women! It was a conservative unchanging world of old certainties and definitely
not women or any liberal lefty values of liberation. A world in which a man’s
place was established and where women knew theirs! Women did the cooking and
brought up the kids. Men did the work and knew about machines. Simples! Only
now the old certainties, the old distinctions are coming to be blurred. Like
sexuality no longer being clear cut and strange gender issues pushing their way
forward along with feminist pushiness attacking virtually everything male.
Men in general under threat and
along with it the man’s role watered down under the influence of liberalism
writ large. So much of everything in what was once the accepted world of men
being watered down or attacked That being the case, everything distinctly
masculine that remains all the more treasured as a last bastion, a last
redoubt. This is indeed the world that Top Gear represents and what Jezza Clarkson
stands for as its bluff, masculine no-nonsense presenter. Its main man of men.
He is its touchstone. The tough forthright hero of this man’s world to millions
of men and women who love being part of speed and machines. He is its symbol,
especially to his mass audience on television. Its living spirit par
excellence. Its counterpoint to a namby-pamby world where men spray themselves
with some perfumed stink after a workout at the gym rather than take a cold
soapy shower. A place where men the smell of grease and Swarfega is masculine
rather than some wretched underarm ladies’ gel.
Jeremy Clarkson represents
mechanical finesse and expertise in a man’s world that unites technology, art
and power. We’re talking about traditional mechanical-automative engineering
here, not media studies and sociology, or computer messing around with Facebook
chatting or texting. We’re talking metal and rubber engineered into power, and
beer and pubs where people meet, not dodgy dating agencies. Jezza represents a
world of the recent past determined to stay in the present which is what so
many men and women emotionally like. The power and strength of all the old
certainties that combat a genuine anxiety brought on by corrosive change! It’s
a world of barbecued meat, not veggies and Quorn. Inhabited by men with jaws
full of meat-tearing teeth! So when Clarkson ruefully casts himself as someone
old fashioned, as a dinosaur to use his own word, he’s hitting the nail on the
head. A man out of step with his nimby BBC television employers for whom his
program earns a sack-full of revenue, enjoying popularity in dozens of
countries overseas where men also want to be men!
As for Jezza himself he is a
great team leader of his colleagues on the program and certainly brings out the
best in them, his efforts being appreciated as a great collaborative effort
besides which he is enormously knowledgeable on the subject matter he deals
with, bringing with it his own catchy style of enthusiasm and pleasure that
creates an instant rapport with his viewers. He’s bluff and immediately
engaging. Full of advice and suggestion that viewers know come from his own
serious immersion in the stuff he’s talking about. To my mind Top Gear is a
portal into the masculine side of the human condition into which women are
certainly welcome as long as they’re not pushy or bitchy.
We need to understand Top Gear
for what it is not resent the program and its bluff, earnest presenter the way
that some do. Those who want us to live in a formless world without definition.
Where everything is neutral and neutered and flat. Without color and
personality. Where everything is politically correct. Where you can’t express
an opinion without having some vile allegation leveled against you because you
have an old fashioned opinion and don’t want everything and everyone to be the
same. Where Britishness is an offence and where multiculturalism rules and if
you don’t like it you’re being abusive! Top Gear is the place where mechanical
excellence and design, once among the best things of Britishness is allowed its
rightful place and the promoter of so much of this is Jezza Clarkson, friend of
Prime Minister David Cameron and a member of the old Tory school.
As I’ve said, you either love him
or hate him but to British viewers of Top Gear you still need to remember that
you’re living in Britain. A nation with a powerful history and with traditions of
industry, design, technology and art that were once great and still are. A part
of all of us really whether from what was once Empire or still is home soil. If
the BBC are putting the man on trial for an exasperated outburst of temperament,
which they now are, then it’s taking to task the visceral emotions of all of us.
Challenging the emotions of all of us with what might be described as its own strident
liberalism and desire to see anything old and rock solid washed away.
POSTSCRIPT
Despite the million or more signatures
to the petition supporting him, Jeremy Clarkson’s BBC employers have decided
‘not to renew’ his contract which expires in a few weeks in view of his recent
aggressive physical and verbal behavior towards the producer of his Top Gear
show. What that actually means is that they’ve sacked him from the program,
fired him or dumped him, whatever way you might look at it! In other words
despite his boundless popularity, he’s been given the boot for his unbecoming,
inexcusable behavior. Trouble is, as the show’s front man he just plain lost it
with some administrative squirt when he really should have known better and
bitten his tongue. Didn’t matter if he’d come to dislike what he took to be the
BBC’s liberal elitist agenda, and no matter the political issues involved, it
was always going to be that liberal elite who had the power to stomp on his
head if he gave way to his exasperation and stomped on theirs, something that
was always likely to happen! They only needed to wait for another dinosaur to
self-destruct and that’s just what he did.
Being gobby at the BBC was always
likely to cause trouble and result in various warnings but getting physical was
stupid and could only lead him one way, and now the police are getting
involved. Stupid and needless over what might have been settled with a public
apology over a drink only that was never likely to happen. Not with all the
media publicity involved. Too many daggers were drawn.
So Jezza’s gone and his two co-presenters
are likely to go with him, yet the BBC maintains the show will go on. It’s
quite likely. Trouble is, his commanding personality was so integral to its
antics that it’s likely to be a pale shadow at best and I predict lose most of
its once loyal audience. Meanwhile the man himself and his team are quite
likely to get another show of their own elsewhere, possibly with Sky. It’s only
a hunch but it shouldn’t surprise anyone.